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Speaking at SQLSaturday Oslo

For Valhalla!!

I was very pleased to recently be chosen to speak at SQLSaturday Oslo on the 3rd of September. I spoke there last year and had a great time. The organisers of the event are really friendly and took us on a great trip up to the huge ski jumping location just outside town. I’m looking forward to what they have in store for us this year!

I will be presenting my session “You don’t need Enterprise Edition for do that!” a fun session showing that you don’t necessarily need Enterprise Edition to achieve some of its features.

Just the other day I was also asked if I could fill in a last minute cancellation, so will be delivering a second session “SQL Server 2016, is it worth the Upgrade?“, taking a look at the new features and whether they are compelling enough to make you want to upgrade.

If you are in the Oslo area and haven’t signed up for the event, do it! Going on last year’s success, this year will be well worth a visit! Check out the jam-packed agenda

See you there!

SQL Konferenz 2016 – Darmstadt Germany

I am pleased and proud to announce that I have been selected to speak at SQL Konferenz 2016. It is taking place on 23.02.2016 – 25.02.2016 in Darmstadt, Germany and is the leading SQL Server conference in Germany.

This year was the first time I attended and also spoke at the conference and I loved it, so when the call for speakers opened, I threw my hat in the ring. The conference organisers got in touch recently and chose my session “You don’t need Enterprise Edition for that”. I have delivered this session a couple of times before and had fun, so look forward to tweaking it slightly and presenting it in February.

Although the Agenda isn’t online at the time I am writing this, registrations are open and an early bird discount is available, so go on over and sign-up!

SQLRoadtrip, part the 6th

My #sqlroadtrip is now over (part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4 and part 5). I have had 2 1/2 weeks of offline time, where I ignored technology as far as I could and spent some much needed time with my family. During that time I had two more flights and a hotel stay, although a much more relaxed version (a week in Sardinia and not a server in sight!).

@Fatherjack (Web|twitter) requested a DBA-typical numbers breakdown of my trip, I have attempted to oblige him here:

38 days
20 flights
15 countries
11 servers
11 hotels
5 continents
4 power cuts
1 case of food poisoning

In that time, I racked up 37229 miles (according to and reached the “Frequent Flyer” status with Lufthansa. I had a total flight time of approximately 80 hours (according to Lufthansa’s site), with the shortest flight being 150 miles and the longest 6526 miles.

I am happy to say, the rollout went well. The systems have been up an running since, and even survived a 5 day outage in one of the offices. The office came back online and synched up within a few hours, I was most surprised at that!

I am now easing myself back into my daily work, with an eye on my next trip to the PASS Summit in October – I hope to put my new Lufthansa status to use, maybe even upgrade this time round!

P.S. A final picture update is now online, with a few sites from Rio. Really nice city, if it wasn’t for all the smog!!

Am I Charlie Bucket?

I started out a lowly sysadmin, with little prospects of moving on and up. My previous job gave me a little insight into DBase databases before a big software switch threw me into the path of SQL Server. I floundered for a while, then started reading and trying things out with the help of several awesome professionals online (thanks SQL Server Central). This was the status quo for two years, training was something you did when you were back at school!

I was then lucky to move to a company that believes in training. I have been even more lucky to have seen Kim and Paul at the PASS Summit in Seattle and can appreciate the high quality of their training. Unfortunately, the Summit has now been deemed “uneconomical”, as has other training apart from going to local events (pretty thin on the ground here in NW Germany).

This has not stopped me though, I am going to SQLBits in the UK out of my own pocket (there goes my summer holiday reserves) and I am really excited about that. I have gained a great deal of technical knowledge through the Summit, 24HOP and the other community events, but most of all I learned that giving is better than receiving. I have made the decision to improve my knowledge by helping others – my first steps have been to start a blog and to help out online on I plan to get more invlolved in the community and hopefully build up the knowledge and courage to speak at user groups and training days.

The first part of my plan is to build up my knowledge – this is where Kim and Paul come into it. Their company SQLskills is running a series of training camps to prepare people for the Microsoft Certified Master program. They are designed to explain all aspects of SQL Server to a depth suitable to have you ready for the MCM exam. These SQLskills Immersion Events sound amazing! The pre-con I saw by them at the PASS Summit was mindblowing and that was *just* 8 hours, expand that to a whole week and I think I’ll be getting nosebleeds by the end of the second day. A bit of blood loss is more than worth the amount of information I know they will be packing into the week-long deep dives – what a shame my company won’t be sending me on those courses then……

But wait! Kim and Paul have offered a “Willy Wonka Golden Ticket” – one lucky Database Professional can win a free week-long training course. So I am taking part in the prize draw with this blog post.

If I really am Charlie Bucket (and get that ticket) I will beg, borrow or steal to get the rest of the trip financed. A quick look on travel sites say it would be around $1000 – not bad for a trans-atlantic flight and hotel for a week.

I would then spend the week soaking up as much information as I can – hopefully not asking too many stupid questions – and then take step two in my master plan: paying it forward. I will tackle a couple of topics at a (not-so) local user group and take it from there.

My ultimate aim is to help (even it it is just one) database professional with the knowledge I have and give them that feeling of having understood and fixed a problem on their own. “Give a man a fish….” as they say.

So dear reader, it is up to you (well it is up to Kim and Paul), to decide if I really am Charlie Bucket. Just like him, if I don’t win, it was not meant to be. However, if I do win, I will be taking a glass lift ride that I’m sure I will never forget.